Brilliant Australian Airport Security

Last night, a plane from Fiji was left on the tarmac at Sydney for nearly an hour while the Australian police / terror response / bomb squad ‘experts’ searched the plane because they received a bomb threat.

First of all who is going to blow up a plane from Fiji?
Oh, I hear you say, those Fijian extremist fundamentalist terrorists are very volatile, and as for their coconut bombs….

The ‘experts’ kept passengers on the plane WHILE they searched the plane for nearly an hour.
What if there was a bomb and one of those coked-up baggage handlers accidentally set it off and blew up the plane.
Maybe then these brainiac experts might stop and think that maybe they should have got all the passengers off the plane first, BEFORE searching for a bomb.

Well done boys, keep up the good work.