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Making the average day more interesting... That's me below in the green, snogging the Pig. We've all snogged a few pigs in our lives.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Duck

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Got any bread?"
The barman says "No."
The duck says, "Got any bread?"
The barman says "NO!"
"Got any bread?"
"I said N-O, NO!"
"Got any bread?"
"For crying out loud - N-O spells NO, and I mean NO!"
"Got any bread?"
"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO"
"Got any bread?"
"Look, if you ask me one more fucking time if I've got any bread, I'm going to nail your fucking beak to the bar!"
"Got any nails?"
"No."

"Got any bread?".....