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Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Indonesian Mathematics

Yesterday, an Indonesian idiot was sentenced to “8 years for aiding the triple suicide attacks that killed 20 people and injured 200.”

So, let's do a bit of Indonesian Mathematics :

Bali Nine : 1 kilo of Heroin which could kill junkies = 20 years in jail or Death
Schapelle : 4 kilos of Pot which couldn’t kill anyone (plus it wasn’t strapped to her body like the Bali nine) = 20 years in jail
Indo Idiot - Aiding suicide bombers that kill 20 innocent people and injured 200 more = 8 years in jail

Therefore, according to my grade 6 level of maths, in Indonesia it is better to carry out terrorist activities which deliberately kill and injure, than it is to be a drug mule which may cause junkies to overdose.

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