I hate Mondays

I hate Mondays and I want to find out who the idiot was that came up with the idea of a 5-day working week.
Don't ever expect to find anything interesting posted on this site on a Monday.
It usually takes me until Tuesday afternoon to wake up from the weekend and get stuck into the working week.
Plus the surf is always good on a Monday after being crap all weekend.
And I am normally hungover.
...bitch, bitch... rant, rave... bitch, bitch...
Every weekend should be a long weekend.
Or you should at least be able to drink at work on a Monday.