Who do we thank?

If yesterday we thanked the Lord, who do we have to thank for these?

1. Terrorists
2. Un-Australian People
3. Windy rainy cold shitty days
4. Mayonaise
5. Celebrity / Paparazzi Magazines
6. Rude people
7. Germaine Greer (also see numbers 2, 6 & probably 1 & 9)
8. Tax
9. Saab Drivers
10. Australian Idol