Very VERY Disappointing News
I heard some very disappointing news on TV this morning.
Celine Dion nearly gave up her singing career.
Making the average day more interesting... That's me below in the green, snogging the Pig. We've all snogged a few pigs in our lives.
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Oh no. Her heart will go on.
No shit? OMG, oh well, I am not sad about that!
That's not disappointing cam. That there is gutwrenching, soul destroying news. Can you imagine a world without that chubba chup? It would be all my dreams come true. It would keep me warm at night. It would be bliss. But now we'll never know such bliss. God I hate crap music. So. Very. Much.
What I am trying to say here is that it is disappointing that she nearly quit.
I'm disappointed that she has decided to keep 'singing' (if that's what you can call it).
I am disappointed that the world, and more importantly, my ears, are going to be filled with the crap that comes out of her whiny French/Canadian mouth, whenever I accidentally change stations or channels and hear her annoying voice!
I like her!
A classic letter to the editor in this morning's Courier-Mail:
If Celine Dion says she enjoyed her Brisbane concert so much, why the long face?
sorry
Perhaps my sarcasm didn't come through. Let me make myself clear. Choice one. Drink own urine. Choice two. Listen to Celine Dion, in any way, shape or form. ALWAYS CHOICE ONE. Are we clear? Good.
Tabbie - oh no! You have gone waaay done on the list...
Mike - hahahaha nice one!
Anon - I hear ya loud & clear!
Thank you for your time.
Mike, hilarious joke.
I despise Celine too, Cam. Fuckin' old has-been.
Anon - you're welcome.
Smacky - That's putting it nicely.
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