In the Lift No.2

There are already 2 guys, and 2 girls in the lift when I get in.

Skanky Blonde Chick : This lift smells funny. *** Then screws up her ugly face ***
Surfercam: ***sniff, sniff – no it doesn’t ***
Random Guy: Yeah
SBC : Smells like Dettol or something.
Surfercam: ***sniff, sniff – no it doesn’t ***
SBC : Smells like a Chemist. Or even worse a Dentist. Oh gag!

Doors open up and I follow Skanky Blonde Chick outside and what’s the first thing she does? Lights up a cigarette.

Can’t stand the smell of Dettol but quite happy to fill her lungs full of tar and smoke…