I am 54% Bogan
Are you a bogan?
Someone just sent me this on a spreadsheet and according to my answers, I am 54% Bogan! And damn proud of it!
1. Would you walk down the shop in PJs and moccasins? N
2. Have you ever bought anything at the Salvo Shop? N
3. Would you eat your fish and chips with your fingers? N
4. Do you regularly drink Jim Beam or Bundy? N
5. Do you only use low cost airlines? Y
6. Would you shop in cheap as chips? N
7. Have you ever used an outside toilet? Y
8. Have you ever owned a datsun, an old monaro or XF ford? N
9. Do you have beer after your meal? Y
10. Do you play darts? N
11. Do you ever eat your meal on your lap in front of the TV? Y
12. Have you or your partner ever worn a black bra under a white shirt? N
13. Have you ever owned a Adidas trackpants? Y
14. Have you ever stood in your front garden and drank a can of beer? Y
15. Would you swig out of a bottle? Y
16. Ever you ever lived in a council house? N
17. Do you cut the paper up when you've run out of loo roll? N
18. Do you have a pair of good going out thongs that you wear down the pub? Y
19. Would you leave the house without having a wash? Y
20. Have you ever had a mullet, rats tail or a perm? Y
21. Do you read picture magazine? N
22. Have you ever bought a watch worth more than $200? N
23. Do you have take-away more than 3 times per week? Y
24. Is the majority of your shopping convenience food? N
25. Have you ever owned a shopping trolley? N
26. Do you know a Wayne or Tracy? Y
27. Have you ever been to the theatre? Y
28. Would you consider naming one of your children Shaniqa or Dwayne? N
29. Ever you ever spent more than $6 on a bottle of wine? Y
30. Do you wear runners other than for working out? Y
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