Ronny Mac

A few years back, a mate of mine and his Uni mates stole several hundred garden gnomes, and one Ronald McDonald statue.
The gnomes and Ronny Mac lived happily in the garage of their Uni house until one day they left the door up and someone dobbed them in.
The police turned up and took the boys away and put them in the back of a paddy wagon (divvy van).
Along with the boys, they also brought out the statue of Ronald.
A construction site across the road had stopped to watch what was happening.
When the two police 'escorted' Ronald to the paddy wagon, one of the builders yelled out:
"About time you got that Ronald McDonald fucker!!"



After fines and hundreds of hours of community service, the boys eventually found it funny...