Inappropriate

This morning I took the Monkey to her childcare centre.
The ‘woman’ or should I say ‘man-beast’ on reception is a huge and very unattractive woman in her early thirties.

Now I am no oil painting myself, but I do my best with what I’ve got.
As for her, she has a haircut like a bloke, is built like a bloke and has more earrings and nose rings than I can count.
To make matters worse, she a bloody kiwi!

As I forked over several hundred dollars in childcare fees so that the CEO of this listed childcare company can purchase another Ferrari and pay for his bogan haircut (I think you know who I mean), I noticed a picture of an All Blacks (New Zealand rugby union) player posted on the notice board. It was obviously posted by her as she is the only kiwi in the centre.

Comments I felt like making, but chose not too (you never know what they might do to the Monkey while I’m not there – like try and eat her!) :

- Why have you got a picture of All Black on the wall? (obvious question)
- It's not very professional is it.
- Do you really think a picture of a footballer is appropriate for a Childcare Centre?
- Is that there for inspiration for you?
- Are you still hoping to play for the All Blacks in September (World Cup)?
- Umm, what country are we in?
- If he wasn’t playing rugby, he’d probably be in jail.
- Can you please take it down – it’s not a good image for young Australians to aspire to.

I can feel like the Man-Beast and I are going to clash heads at some point in the near future...