SurferCam is getting Fat(ter)
I usually blame the washing machine and dryer for my clothes shrinking.
But on the weekend I couldn’t blame anyone for my wetsuit shrinking, because it doesn’t go in the washing machine or the dryer.
I thought I was going to have to Vas-up just so I could get into it.
I just managed to squeeze into it but it was not a pretty sight.
I looked like a condom full of walnuts.
Therefore I think I am going to have to do one of the following :
(a) Diet
(b) Exercise
(c) Cut down on beer consumption
So it looks like it’s (a) and/or (b)….
posted by surfercam @ 10:14 am
9 Comments:
Oooh, Vasing-up.
Excuse the sidetrack...
I also have the body of a god !!!
Buddha
It's winter Cam, our bodies are meant to put on weight when it's colder to ensure we get through it.
Wait til it warms up a bit and you can do more than mooch around the house and eat hot comfort food.
(I'm a girl. I can justify any weight gain)
(Also ditto on the Vaseline thing. Gross yet hot :))
itll probably be cheaper to buy a new wetsuit rather then pay for a gym membership, buy healthier food etc, etc.
I make things so much easier for you mate. Thank me later.
JB - Go the Vas!
Max - haha nice one Max.
Luce - Thanks for that advice.
Neily - Nice one mate. So each yeah I just bigger and baggier clothing hey... mmm I think you're onto something here.
Surfing is a form of exercise. You can lift weights by lifting pints from the table/bar to your mouth.
And who really needs to eat foo anyway. Beer is all one needs to survive?! ;)
Ex - you should be my Doctor, nutritionist and mentor.
I'm with neilly- you could just get a bigger wetsuit.
Surf in one of those vacume bags you see on late night info-mercials. It doesn't matter how chunky you get, you'll always fit into a dry suit. (Just don't piss out in the water).
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