Junk Mail Subject Heading of the week :

“Wake up your one-eyed monster!”

But I didn’t know it was asleep?
Or it was a monster for that matter!

The spam goes on to say things like :

“Be a supermacho!”

“Charge your ramrod for 110% and have a lifetime fiesta.”

“Guaranteed lightning speed worldwide delivery.”

So I’ll see how long “Guaranteed lightning speed” takes….