Tampons

As a guy I know nothing about Tampons and nor should I.

And this fact was proved recently when my mate and I discussed Tampons and the fact that the mini tampons must be for women with small vaginas, and that the maxi tampons must be for women with large vaginas.

(There were other discussions about us hanging out in supermarkets and waiting for the women who bought small tampons…. but that’s another story….)

So Gents, that’s not how it works.

And Ladies, obviously I was wrong. When we later discussed this theory with a female friend, she burst out laughing only a few seconds into our serious discussion.

Therefore, now, I do know a bit more about Tampons – just don’t expect me to buy any for you.