Fold or Scrunch?
Are you a Folder or a Scruncher?
And Why?
Me, I'm a Scruncher - I don't have time to sit there and neatly fold.
Making the average day more interesting... That's me below in the green, snogging the Pig. We've all snogged a few pigs in our lives.
14 Comments:
hasn't some multi-national already done an ad about this...? 10 points for original thinking.
i combine the best of both worlds! dodgly folds so that im using less paper (saving the environment!) and also so i don't have any rough edges that might scratch! (work has a poor excuse for sandpaper as their toilet paper)
i usually fold, but sometimes go for the scrunch and fold - scrunch a bit then fold around the outside.
but then im also heavily into the OVER and not under side of things when it comes to hanging it up, which being male, you wouldnt know, as men are genetically incapable of changing loo roll.
How appropriate your comment tag line is today...
Always a folder me :)
Both, really. I fold very loosely, so that it kinda scrunches...
Mars - why don't you try and contribute instead of always having a dig.
i - Welcome! Every place of employment has crap toilet paper.
Hun - you mean you don't have a fairy that magically replaces the toilet roll in your house?
JB - Aren't they always appropriate?
Caz - I could pick that one.
Magic - hedging your bets hey.
Sorry Julia, NOW I get it (wasn't 100% sure what you meant before, which of course makes my earlier comment make no sense at all).
Yes very appropriate, pretty funny too...
I wrap it around my hand, then pull It off.
So... folder?
Hunii has brought up the Under vs Over debate...
I once heard a radio interview with Cheryl Kernot, at that time, a Democrat Senator. The interviewer's final question was "Toilet paper rolls: Under or Over?" Cheryl immediately got the joke and launched into the consummate politician's answer, "I'm glad you asked that question. It's something of great importance to the everyday lives of all Australians. Blah... blah... blah..."
But really, it's the wrong question. The world is not divided into "Unders" and "Overs". Instead, the world is divided into:
1 Those who think about what they are doing; and therefore get it right (Overs)
2 Those who have no idea what they are doing. These folks will get it right 50% of the time, depending on which way the roll comes out of the packet.
This last group sometimes have good days and sometimes have bad days. On the bad days, everything conspires against them, even inanimate objects like the toilet roll holder which jams. And they never know why. Sadly, they don't realise how much control they could have over their own lives.
We all know these people exist. Every time you see your toilet roll in the "Under" configuration, there's the evidence. One of them has been near you.
OK, I'll stop now. (*Flushing sound*)
ED - Thought so.
Mike - you have way too much time on your hands, and thanks for your feedback.
Scrunch! Folders are totally fuckin crazy-weird
Totally agree Russ.
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