Conversations with a 4 year old.
No.1
Monkey : Daddy I think I will just wear this top.
SurferCam : Oh ok, I thought you were going to wear the purple one.
M : Well, I’ll just have a look in the mirror and if this one looks sexy I’ll just wear it.
I run out of the room before she hears me pissing myself laughing….
No. 2
I return to the car after being at the shops.
Monkey : Daddy what did you buy?
SurferCam : Oh just the newspaper.
M : (realising there is nothing for her) Fuck.
I curl up in a ball on the front seat almost choking as I try and hide the fact that I am pissing myself laughing….
posted by surfercam @ 8:51 am
12 Comments:
Kids are just hysterical. Gotta love 'em.
She sounds like your daughter alright.
Mate, you'll find the first 21 years are the hardest.
Always in context, I heart my kids too :)
My little miss 4 year old is going on 54 I reckon. Today she said, "Mum, that IS rediculous..I will have to vacuum now!" The prescipitator...I had spilt a crumb or two on the floor whilst singing to her.
Sexy?
She is 4?
I feel your pain!
My daughter is very interested in my lingerie - "This is cute" etc. She likes to model the bras - which are very big on her (34D). It is cute right now, but she truly wants a big chest "Just like you!"
A deserted island is looking more and more inviting!
That "Just like you" is what she says to me, in case there was any confusion.
I agree with Steph she is, without a doubt, your child :)
Good luck when she's a teenager!
Magic - oh yes they are hilarious!
Steph - Thanks, I think....
Mike - Oh great.
Caz - yes, in perfect context.
Ex - 34D! Wow!
DJen - yeah thanks....
Yes, they are "wow!"
Ex - I bet they are!
They are better than you might imagine. (At least that is what I have been told)
Keep the boys away from her until she's at least 30!
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