Please....
Hear the latest joke – David Beckham is up for a Knighthood.
Imagine that – Sir David Beckham…. hahaha
What?
It’s not a joke?
If that soft pip-squeaked, girlie-boy punce who plays that nancy-boy actors academy sport for wimps and sissies becomes a “Sir”, then I should be up for King of the fucking World.
And just think, if he becomes a Sir, his skinny plastic wife automatically becomes Lady Victoria.
BAHAHAHAHA.
Days like this when I’m glad I am not English.
posted by surfercam @ 11:07 am
12 Comments:
Oh god. Say it isn't so!
I would have titled this post FFS...C'MON!!! That truly sucks.
Anyhow, yo are da King!!
I love Becks and won't hear a bad word said about him!!!
Love the sport, but oh dear... could knighthoods get any tackier than if Posh & Becks became Lady Posh and Sir Becks? Ugh.
Tell ya what...Im not a fan of his either but if you had just secured a $150 million dollar contract you'd want to be a sir too.
Anyone who can pull the wool over their boss' eyes secure that kind of money to play soccer deserves some sort of knighthood.
Yeah, I am glad I am not English too. Can you imagine Sir George or Sir Dick? Now, that would be a nightmare.
They could divorce, and Vicks could marry Harry or Wills, and then she could be Queen.
Which would be worse? Lady or Queen?
Magic - Afraid so.
Caz - Thanks.
Julia - I thought you'd have better taste.
Sarah - I agree, except the part about liking soccer.
Neily - ha maybe so.
Exception - not exactly sure who you are talking about here???
ED - Both. I think she might get knocked-off first, like some other Lady Di(d)...
lol low blow mate!
Oooooooooooh.
(Good one.)
It's every day we're glad you're not English.
Now now Rusty, Immigration is only a phone call away...
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