Time for Change
The Labor Party today announced it is going to change the Australian Coat of Arms from a Kangaroo and Emu, to a condom.
This is because it better reflects the Labor Party’s political stance more accurately.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and give you a sense of security while you’re actually being fucked!
posted by surfercam @ 9:15 am
10 Comments:
Too fucking right baby. I swear Cam, it is the Labor government who prompted me to leave Australia when I was 22 and stay the fuck away for 10 years.
I returned to find it brilliant, sparkling, renewed.
I am thinking of leaving again. I have always wanted to spend a few years in Italy baby. Italians, are hot.
I'm sorry, what? you still sobbing into your latte?
Muahahahaha!
I got some cement pylons for you to commence bridge building.
See how helpful I am.
*gloats like a motherfucker*
Yeah, I have to say MWUAHAHAHHAHA too on the whole election thing.
Sucks to the stinky Liberal party. Their policy is anything but liberal.
PFFFT
*does a little dance*
Kitty - I don't blame you.
Steph - It's a flat white, not a latte.
Nat - I thought you had left BlogWorld for good??? Obviously not.
without peter's bag of magic economy growing fairy dust we're doomed! it'll be as bad as when howard was treasurer! we'll have to flee the country... where shall we go? italy! a socialist govt. on a socialist continent with a joke economy... perfect! i'll pack the silverware you cancel the kids' ballet lessons!
Mat you have made my day that is the funniest thing I have read and will steal it for work tomorrow LOL
Gam has it right on; why not try a couple years in Texas or perhaps New Hampshire.
As to assertions that Surfer is non political, what a load of bollocks, evidence this post.
As to right wing ratbags, just one example
http://www.hartford-hwp.com/archives/24/189.html
Oh, Surfer. We were nearly going to be such good friends, too.
Gam - Italy does sound nice.
Scorpy - All your mate.
Brian - I did try a couple of years in Texas - I lived in Dallas for 2 years. And no, you're wrong, I do HATE politics with a passion.
Mike - oh well.
that's very insightful.
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