Big Day
Last Friday I was invited to Christmas Party.
The following things may or may not have happened :
- First beer at 9am.
- Last beer 6pm.
- At least one bottle of beer in my hand all day.
- 40 blokes going nuts all day long in the sun.
- 3 Strippers turning up at lunchtime.
- 30 blokes and 1 stripper playing rugby on the beach.
- Bruising on my leg the size of someone’s head.
- Nearly breaking my fingers.
- A boat owner abusing me for coming within metres of his boat while doing about 60 kmph on a Jet Ski.
- Cutting my nose on said Jet Ski.
posted by surfercam @ 3:01 pm
9 Comments:
ooooh strippers. i love strippers.
yum.
Ya gotta love the silly season :)
i think crescenet makes a valid point.
Baaaaahaha. Why I love Kiki.
Oh yeah, re the post. It's xmas time, your liver must cop a bruising!
Kitty - yep, me too!
Scorp - Mad isn't it.
Crescenet - That's easy for you to say!
Kiki - Welcome. Bit surprised to see you here. And I noticed hell hasn't frozen over yet coz it's still bloody hot here....
Steph - It seems to cop it all year round...
hell hasn't frozen over?
i stop by from time to time. you know how it is with unlimited internet access at work and the semi-frequent soft porn you post
sounds like someone needs to calm the heck down
Would now be a good time to point out that drinking and jetski riding is about as dumb as drinking and driving?
I might be no fun, but take it as a compliment that I don't want you to die :P
Kiki - Nice. Stop by anytime.
Tabbie - Who?
Sarah - Thanks for your concern Sar, but I has only had a few by time I jumped on the Ski.
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