I don’t have to tell you guys…
… but there are some weird people out there…
My house is on the market (went to auction on Sunday but didn’t sell. What a waste of fucking time.)
Therefore I am looking to buy another house.
So after not having much luck with real estate agents, I decided to do a letterbox drop and write a letter saying I am not a real estate agent but I am looking to buy a house in the area.
I dropped this letter off to nearly 400 houses, and it wasn’t a complete waste of time as I have got about 6 phone calls so far.
Last Thursday I had 3 missed calls from a local number. Then they left a message and this is the exact message left by some bizarre old woman :
“I got you letter about buying my house. I’m in (couldn’t understand what she said) Street. It’s not on the market but you can buy if for $700,000.”
And that was it. That was the entire message. No name, no number, no hello or good bye, no ‘call me back’. Nothing. And apart from that, I didn’t drop off any letters to any houses worth anywhere near $600,000, let alone $700,000…
About half an hour later I missed another one of her calls and then she called back again. This time I answered and this is the exact conversation :
SurferCam : Hello Cameron speaking.
Bizarre Old Woman : I got you letter about buying my house. It’s not on the market but you can buy if for $700,000. [click]
And she hung up on me.
Before I even had a chance to say yes or no or anything.
Weirdo. Thankfully she hasn't called back..... yet!
posted by surfercam @ 10:34 am
4 Comments:
hahahaha! tell her your cock isn't on the market, but she can suck it for $7.50.
Maybe you're the only human she's had contact in for the last 20 years... Looking after a house full of feral cats probably ties up a lot of her time. Which I think would probably devalue the house, unless of course you're into cat shit.
that bitch is crazy!
haha kitty! well played.
I smell a crank call....
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