First Kiwi-bashing of the year...
A Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
5 Comments:
That is such a bloody classic and I needed that laugh so badly :)
hahahahaha great stuff
You always bring the best stuff to the intraweb...LMAO. I'll have to take this one to work :)
ALL - Yeah it's a great one that.
I love Aussie humor!
Where I come from, it would have been a calf under his arm. The sheep is much funnier.
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