Man Bags
Man Bags should be banned.
Why does a man need a bag?
Well, let’s firstly look at why a woman needs a handbag.
She needs it to put the following items in it : purse, makeup, mobile phone, diary, that-time-of-the-month girlie items, car keys including way too many key-chains, hairbrush, deodorant, receipts etc.
And they also need a handbag because unlike men, who always have a pocket in either their shorts or pants (unless you’re wearing Speedos, and let’s not go there), women rarely have pockets in their skirts or dresses.
A bloke only needs to carry 3 things – wallet/money-clip, mobile phone and car keys. Now if they all don’t fit in your pockets, get some bigger pockets or a smaller wallet / phone etc.
Therefore, case closed : Man Bags should be banned.
Please note : Man Bags also include Bum Bags. And no, there is no excuse for having a bum bag, and I don't care if you are on holidays and you need somewhere to put your passport.
posted by surfercam @ 9:46 am
7 Comments:
I also dislike man bags, especially those which look like a camera bag but are infact a tiny man handbag.
All boys know that should they require anything more than those three things it will be in their gf's bag anyways :D
I hate 'em. Carry a backpack or satchel if you must have a bag.
There is this guy who catches my bus who has a man bag. His is about the size of a medium camera bag but the leather is such that is looks like a small women's handbag. Kinda ugly, actually. And frankly, if he was a woman with it I'd still think it was a rather ugly bag.
I'm with ya on this one mate
If your going to carry a man bag make sure to lop your nuts off and put them in there too.
*rolls eyes at men who sport man bags*
They are tres ghey! But each to their own. How do you know they don't have some make-up, a hair brush or deodorant to carry around??
DJen - I couldn't have said it better myself.
Magic - Absolutely. You should ask him what's inside.
StePHen - I think most blokes would be.
Neily - hahahaha nice one!
Steph - Agreed. Maybe those types need to...
What about school stuff? Books don't fit in pockets. I assume (some of) you have experience with higher education.
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