If I were on Big Brother:
- I’d want to be voted out second (only losers get voted out first!) – so that no one would know me afterwards and I wouldn’t be classed as a C-grade celebrity for the rest of my life.
- I wouldn’t shower nude – no one needs to see that!
- I’d get drunk every night I was in the house.
- Once out of the house, I’d bitch about everyone still inside, even making up things about them.
- When I was evicted, I’d try and pash Gretel.
Disclaimer : SurferCam does not watch Big Brother.
posted by surfercam @ 10:44 am
8 Comments:
I reckon Gretel would go off like a frog in a sock :)
How does someone manage to shower properly if they're not nude? I don't think I could enjoy showering in a bikini or whatever for 6 weeks... I like the bit about making shit up about the idiots left inside though... you could probably sell your lies to New Idea or something and no-one would be the wiser until they got out!
Pashing Gretel is a COOL thing!!!
Scorpy - I think you a dead right mate.
Sar - now you're thinking!
Caz - how do you know? Have you been there????
Sure you don't like Big Brother? Blogging about it means that you luurrvee it...big brother and surfercam, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s....you get the picture
Are you guys sure that Gretel would go off like the proverbial frog? She seems a bit, well, stilted and lacking in imagination to me. But maybe that's just her on telly. She was a pretty funny writer back in the day.
I reckon initially she'd slap your face but in truth, you'd make her panties damp.
When the camera's went off, she'd be all over you like bees to honey.
AND i reckon, she'd be a top lay!
Killer - no, not a fan.
Red - there's only one way to find out......
Smacky - I hope you're right!
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