Lucky Man
Have a look at Christina Aguilera’s husband.
Is he the luckiest man in the world?
He must wake up every morning, look in the mirror and think :
“Holy fuck! I am the luckiest man alive! How does someone as butt-ugly as me end up married to one of the hottest chicks on the planet!”
He must be :
(a) Absolutely loaded with cash.
(b) Hung like a Shetland Pony.
and judging by his looks and who he is with, he must be (c) All of the above.
He should be thanked really, because he gives hope to many of us blokes out there - me included!
9 Comments:
She's loaded too, though!
I want to be charitable and believe that they both love each other for who they are, not what they look like.. it's hard though, very hard...
As the old joke goes -
"Christina! What first attracted you to the multi-millionaire, record producer, Jordan Whatsisface?"
Or, he could just be a truly great guy? One who doesn't treat her like something unreal?
Hang on ... Christina Aguilera, hot??
R U HIGH ON GOOFBALLS SC?
Sarah - Congratulations! I knew someone would come back and say that they love each other.
Russ - hahaha very true mate!
Ex - maybe so.
Ro - ummm obviously you haven't watched her new video clip (with the sound down of course). She's pretty damn hot in that!
She is a STUNNER. I think he's been with her for many many years, pre-stardom.
AND GOOD ON HIM, for seeing her when she was invisible, less hot and less loaded.
All good things come to those who wait.
He got taxi cab ears, sorry to say
I heard her interviewed the other day and she said they have NUDE DAYS at home....to be a fly on the wall ;)
Smack - I agree. I think she is HOT!
Caz - and that's just the tip of the iceberg.
Scorp - shit! Now that would be fun to see.
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