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Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Lucky Man No.2

Please refer to the post below on Lucky Man.

Please substitute “Christina Aguilera” for “Kate Moss”.

Please substitute “Christina Aguilera’s husband” for “Kate Moss’ drug-fucked boyfriend”.

11 Comments:

Blogger Sarah said...

Yeah, except Christina Aguilera hasn't been steadily spiralling down the looks-o-meter to the CRACK HO end of the scale.

And why the fuck do we always see pics of her with that drug-addled fuck on her arm- where the hell is her *daughter* while she's running around getting fucked out of her head on drugs?

11:48 am  
Blogger killerrabbit said...

And why is she tottering around a muddy field in bloody stilettos? Is he going to send her out to work the streets to feed his habit?

3:59 pm  
Blogger Jen said...

Killerrabbit, that's the first thing I noticed too!

Why wear garbage bag pants if you are going to stomp around in stiletto boots, a touch redundant, no?

I totally understand loving Christina, but I feel Kate is getting skankier by the minute.

4:18 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Living in the UK I am sick of seeing pictures of these two losers in the press!

5:38 pm  
Blogger Rowena said...

Kate is about 6 million times more beautiful than Christina. Her bone structure is to die for.

And it's well documented that I would make the sexy time with Pete. As long as he was wearing an industrial strength franger.

12:47 pm  
Blogger surfercam said...

Sar - Very good question! Where is the kid?
KR - They were at Glastonbury.
DJen - she is going down hill...
stePHen - I can imagine!
Ro - oh no, you wouldn't?

3:55 pm  
Blogger killerrabbit said...

My point exactly, Glastonbury = wellies

9:38 am  
Blogger The Exception said...

I am beginning to wonder if you wish you were one of these guys? Would you truly want to be with someone like that?

2:53 am  
Blogger surfercam said...

KR - yep, first thing I'd pack.
Ex - I don't want to be either one of those guys, just want to be with the women they are with.

12:40 pm  
Blogger Gledwood said...

"people give a shit" ...? If I came across that Doherty and Moss believe me I'd crap all over them.
Hi I fly in from a friend of a freind of a friend's blog somewhere across the "sphere" ...
what a sight you have here...
of course I keep a blog too... come by! gledwood2.blogspot is the place to be. you can laugh at my personal dialemmas/however you spell them....
ok i gotta go and diarrhoea
laters

gleds

8:32 pm  
Blogger surfercam said...

Welcome Gleds.
I'll be sure to stop by and check out your site.

10:21 am  

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