Indy – Part III
Observations from Indy on Sunday :
- If you have your first beer at 9am, you will be nice and pissed before lunch.
- If you have your first beer at 9am, you will have trouble remembering your name at 5pm.
- Skimpy is not always sexy.
- Lycra is a privilege; not a right.
- If you are a girl surrounded by hundreds of guys, you will get harassed.
- If you are a girl surrounded by thousands of guys, you will get harassed to get your “tits out”, and if you are drunk, you probably will.
- A majority of car racing fans are yobbos, bogans, piss-heads and idiots.
- A majority of promo chicks are very very hot.
- Girls wearing micro skirts, high-heels and bikinis to Indy are in for a lot of harassment.
posted by surfercam @ 10:41 am
11 Comments:
i was a promo chick once. but then i got fired cause my tits were too big.
Dot, will you marry me?
now THAT's a bit more than you bargained for, isn't it Dot?
Hmmmm, well, I best not become a promo girl eh? LOL
I was never a promo girl...but I used to do bachelor parties and work in a strip club doing lap dances dressed as a school girl!!!
Think Britney in Hit Me Baby One More Time, cause the was the year I was doing it. I was MUCH hotter than Britters.
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Indy shmindy. I can't for the life of me understand why anyone would want to watch cars go around and around in circles.
Booooooooring!
Caz - oh you would look great.
Kit - Where are the pics?
Steph - they actually don't go round and round in circles...
I don't know what a yobbo or a bogan is, but I'm going to nickname my friends these things and see if they find out it's not nice.
Bit like "white-trash" but not as poor and it's more of a joking name.
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