Mobile Phone Don’ts

There are two main things I hate about people and mobile phones (cell phones for all the readers in the U.S.), besides the obvious ones of people talking too loud or talking in the elevators so everyone else can hear.

1. People who cup their hand over their mouth and their mobile phone while speaking.

Listen, unless you work for the FBI, CIA or ASIO, or you are some big time drug dealer, no one gives a shit what you are saying. Stop doing it and use the phone like anyone else.

2. People who think the only way to talk into a phone is to have the phone right in front of their face.

You’ve seen these people – when they are listening to the person on the other end, they have their phone next to their ear.

But when they need to talk back, they remove the phone from the side of their face and bring it around to in front of their mouth to speak directly into it.

Idiots – that’s what you are and that’s what you look like.

What shits you?