I don't want to go to Iraq

A Soldier ran up to a nun. Out of Breath he asked, "Please, may I hide
under your skirt. I'll explain later..

The nun agreed.

A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you
seen a soldier?" The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt
and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to
Iraq."

The nun said, "I understand completely."

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of
legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have
seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."